I have no idea what I'm doing

Well hi everyone! This is my very first blog, obviously, and I really don't know what I'm doing. So, let's do this as if it were me checking the microphone before a service...testing, one two. check. check. sivilance. sivilance.
Have you ever had to sound check a microphone? You can be the most talkative person in the world, and suddenly, all you can think to say is "check. check." and then you make sure you remember how to count, so you go "one. two. three. four. uh......one."
Brilliant! How'd I do on my first blog? Let me know. :)